chameleon-with-a-paintbrush:

gallifreyantimelady:

k-nein:

shutupandgetinthetardis:

acciodoctorboosh:

I can see the Doctor singing “I’ll Make a M an Out of You” to all his companions when he teaches them the ins and outs of time travel. Or maybe a time traveler out of you. I have the weirdest mind

I’d like to apologize for the following but no, you don’t have a weird mind, see, mine does it too.

*Drum intro*

Ten
Let’s get down to business
To see time and space
Welcome to the TARDIS
You should see your face

You’re just a gawping human girl
But you can bet before we’re through
I’ll make a first-rate Companion out of you

The Universe is quite big
But it’s brilliant too
Really, just don’t do that
My clever talking will see us through

You’re an awkward loud stumbling Earthling
And you haven’t got a clue
But I’ll still make a Companion out of you

Rose
I’m never gonna leave your side

Martha
Say goodbye to med school for me

Donna
Why has it got twelve arms but not any hands?

Rose
It won’t ever end, this ride

Martha
I swear he only looks right through me

Donna
Oi, what exactly d’you mean by that, Space Man?

Women
Companions

Ten
You must be swift as these converse sneakers

Women
Companions

Ten
And try to keep up with my massive IQ

Women
Companions

Ten
With all these settings on my sonic screwdriver
There is so much more to see, to say, to do!

Time and space before us
There’s so much to see
You’d better love the running
Now then, allons-y

There are times when everybody lives
But not very often, it’s true
Times like these make a Companion out of you

Women
Companions

Ten
You must be swift as these converse sneakers

Women
Companions

Ten
And try to keep up with my massive IQ

Women
Companions

Ten
With all these settings on my sonic screwdriver
There is so much more to see, to say, to do!

All
Companions

All (a capella)
We are as swift as his converse sneakers
Companions
We do our best with that enormous IQ
Companions
Learn some of the settings on the sonic screwdriver

All
There’s always so much more to see, to say, to do!

I’m so sorry, I really am. I wrote it in fifteen minutes don’t juuuudge meeee.

oh

I am dead. There is no coming back after reading that masterpiece.

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