yveinthesky:

Dear English speaking ppl,

please pronounce the word “Schadenfreude” exactly as stated in this video. It’s 100% accurate and you will definitely make our day.

Sincerely,

the German speaking ppl.

(via fimbul-vetr)

inholmeswetrust:

will-think-about-a-name-later:

fiesfettfaulfilosofisch:

Can we talk about how Bastian Pastewka is photoshopping himself into all his favourite series and films?! omg look at his website!!!

(source: http://bastianpastewka.de/)

THERE’S MORE!!!!

HAHA BONUS WIXXER :D

I FUCKING CAN’T

THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

I JUST

(via lisalokitude)

this-is-chris-colfers-world:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

WATCH THIS

THIS IS GERMAN WEIRDNESS

WATCH THE WHOLE FUCKIN VIDEO

“Mopsgeschwindigkeit!”

(via iblameklaine)

vvalruses:

volkSWAGen

(Source: smilingemoticon, via fuchsimeon)

so in germany abed from community and renly baratheon are voiced by the same dubbing actor

troy and loras tyrell are voiced by the same actor too.

can i just.

thank.

oneoftheexactsciences:

raphacoot:

world’s next top pope

#Deutschland sucht den Superpapst #Papststar #The Pope of Germany #Unser Star für den Vatikan #Mitten im Vatikan #Vatikan Tag und Nacht #Papsttausch #ich könnte das den ganzen Abend machen. (via gausses)

(via beetlejerk)

WIR SIND NICHT MEHR PAPST

damit wäre eine meiner letzten verbliebenen lebensleistungen vorbei.

yknow his name’s important to him and he’s a dear and stuff

but that name sucks

it’s literally john valleyjohn

oder, für meine deutschen freunde

johann taljohann.

(gif source)

fraudoku:

Let me introduce you to Pokemon
-the german/(schwarz rot gold) edition-

You will start your great Pokemon journey in your hometown Einzwibelring.

Your first great adventure will be traveling to Magdemountain without a pokemon and only by using the deutsche Bahn.
At Magdemountain you will find the lap of Prof v.u.z. Kopierenundeinfüge who will give you one of three exclusive starter pokemon

Which Pokemon do you choose ?

Kraukat - Grass + Poison 
Wurstel - Fire + Fighting (male-red / female-yellow)
Wasmass - Water + Steel


((Funny Idea of Marnie and myself; all the art stuff is done by the amazing Marnie; I ask her if I could post it ))

/STERBEND

TASCHMON OH GOTT

(via wunderhuebsch)

oh my god

should i be sad

i should be sad for that guy right i should pity him right

he thinks tumblr is a good place for self-analysis and looking for a “schmucke Dame” oh my god how desperate

but i laugh…………… i feel horrible.

Ich habe halt NIE etwas anderes erleben dürfen, als daß fesche junge Dinger sich von mir abwenden…wortlos oder sogar schimpfend. :(

ok forget what i said:

Ich ekle mich vor “verirrten Mannsbildern” (…) Ich empfinde Angst und Ekel gegenüber Männern, die keine sein wollen.:-O

asshole.